好的！既然大家都觉得可那我就开搬一些）
不过需要说明的是，🇬🇧肥刚看完原文，一边看一边翻，Q&A还没看完，所以有些猜测还是不太成熟的，加之他的中文也属于半吊子水平，翻译效果自然也有继续完善的空间（小肥会在课余跟他一起的！）
还请米娜桑多多包涵，也请大家提出有待优化的地方(*´∀`)～

>>No.63740606
一个反应是对于儿童豁免感到十分愉快(・ω・)

The First Guide.

■■ City Zoological Gardens Code of Conduct for Visitors

Dear Guests,
We hope you and your family enjoy your visit to the province’s largest Zoological Gardens, housing most of the world’s animals, providing suitable environments for each of them!
When visiting the zoo, please follow the included guidance to ensure your safety. You will be considered responsible for any safety issues caused as a consequence of not doing so.

1.There are no issues with the park’s security measures, and there s no possibility of animals escaping their enclosures, especially small herbivores, which are kept in enclosed environments, where they cannot be touched, or interacted with. Therefore, if you see an escaped rabbit by the path, move yourself, and your family to a safe distance, and alert a member of staff. Do not approach, or touch the rabbit, especially if it makes eye contact and moves towards you at high speed.

2.Ape Avenue has a single path, through a display of only Apes and Monkeys. If you find yourself in an area with two paths and many types of animals, including rabbits, please stay on the left hand path and finish your visit as quickly as possible.

3.Elephants are Huge creatures with large, fan like ears, long trunks, and thick, pillar like legs. They are not White. Please make sure you see elephants, and only elephants, at the Elephant Enclosure.

4.The Zoo’s Drinks kiosks do not sell ‘Rabbit blood’. If you see any containers labelled Rabbit Blood at the kiosk, do not purchase them.

5.Do not stay alone in the shade of the Rabbit Garden

6.There is no Oceanarium at the Zoological Gardens. If a member of staff offers you a ticket for the Oceanarium, refuse politely.

7.If you have seen the Oceanarium, please leave immediately and call the phone number on the Zoo map, and inform them as soon as possible.

8.Do not feed the rabbits. The other animals are fine to feed.

as coming from another guest, please detach the perforated portion of the Zoo map, and holding it tightly, leave the Zoological Gardens. Do not let the paper go until you are completely clear of the Zoological Gardens.

10.If you have acted in contradiction to any of these guidelines, and find yourself disorientated, or separated from your party, please head to the nearest drinks kiosk within fifteen minutes, and inform the vendor in blue overalls of the situation. (Please note, If you see a vendor in black overalls, do not acknowledge their presence, no matter what they say to you.) They will escort you to an employee’s path in the Lion Den. Do not be afraid, as the lions will not harm you, and simply stay hidden behind the rocky outcrops until all the white lions start roaring, and the Staff member (Please Note, they must be wearing blue) will escort you out of the Lion Den, and reunite you with any friends or family. At this point, please leave the Zoological Gardens as soon as possible.

11. The Lion Den is home to four white lions. If you are involved in the situation described in guideline 10 and see more than four white lions. Inform the staff member, and wait until the number of white lions returns to four

12. You may purchase soft toys of any animal, including rabbits for children aged 12 and under. It is requested that any rabbit toys bought for children 13-17 are discarded within one calendar month. Rabbit toys must not be purchased for anyone over the age of 18.

13. Anyone wearing rabbit ear hairband or clothing is seen attempting to enter the Elephant Enclosure, they will be asked to remove them, or immediately leave the Zoological Gardens. The park accepts no responsibility regarding your safety if this guideline is violated.

14. The Lion Den is safe. If you are involved in any incident in which you feel in danger, and are unable to resolve, please head to the Lion Den as quickly, and by any route, possible.

15. Please show caution towards any friends, or party members, from whom you have been separated on multiple occasions, especially if they repeatedly urge you to visit the Elephant Enclosure, or the Oceanarium.

By adhering to these guidelines, you are guaranteeing a pleasant visit to The Zoological gardens, and both you, and your family will enjoy hours of education and entertainment. Follow the guidelines, and have fun with all your family and friends!

今天先这么多，小肥要去写作业了，学生肥仔泪目( ;´д`)
🇬🇧肥哥表示对于规则四和规则九（两份捡到的便条），他想要自己手写一份，小肥也很期待看到肥哥画长耳朵兔兔象

现在还能发标题吗(;´Д`)突然意识到第一次没发标题

>>No.63757906
看来是不能加在总帖上了，悲）
等晚上下课更新第二章|∀` )明天还要上课，哭泣

The Second Guide.

Zoological Gardens Employee Handbook.

We offer an excellent package of employee benefits. Ten times base pay rate for overtime, A large amount of annual leave, and full insurance coverage for all employees. We hope that you will do your best in return, to ensure your own safety, by following this handbook. Life is precious, and only comes to us once, so, for the sake of your family, please protect yourself, and study these rules.

a. If you see an escaped rabbit by the path, Do not attempt to approach or catch the animal yourself. Instead, lead them to the Lion Den, and allow the white lions to do their part.

b. Ape Avenue has a single path through it’s displays. If a guest reports seeing two paths, and exhibits including rabbits, Lead them out of the exhibit using the left hand path and close the Ape Avenue entrance. Once all guests have left the exhibit, cordon Ape Avenue off for a minimum of ten minutes.

c. While inspecting the Elephant Enclosure, If you notice that the elephant you are observing does not match the image of an elephant on the enclosure sign, avert your eyes from the animal, and repeat to yourself that Elephants are supposed to look like the one on the sign, not like the one in the enclosure.

d. Employees stationed at Drinks Kiosks should check the shelves hourly for anything labelled “Rabbit’s Blood”. Any product thus labelled should be removed immediately and stored appropriately.

e. The Shrubbery surrounding the Rabbit Garden should be trimmed every other month to reduce excess shade.

f. There is no Oceanarium in the Zoological Gardens. If a colleague mentions the presence of an Oceanarium, or tries to suggest it exists, cease all communication immediately. That person is no longer the colleague that you knew.

g. If you see the Oceanarium, do not enter. Tell yourself you have not seen the Oceanarium, and leave.

h. The feeding schedule for the rabbits is once every 7 days. Do not feed them any snacks, or anything other than the prescribed foodstuffs.

i. If you hear laughter whilst at the Rabbit Garden, that cannot be identified as coming from one of the guests, detach the last page of the employee handbook along the perforated line, and holding it tightly, head to the Elephant Enclosure, and throw into the enclosure’s grassed area. Other staff will be aware of the situation, and will not chastise you for littering.

j. If A guest approaches you, claiming to have become separated from his party, or otherwise having broken the visitors code of conduct, Immediately lead them to the Lion Den. The staff in that exhibit will know how to process the guest. You may during these incidents encounter colleagues in black overalls who try to engage with you. Do not acknowledge them. These are not your colleagues.

k. We have a total of four white lions. If you suddenly see more than four white lions. Brandish the ‘Rabbits Blood’ at them, and pour it out over the first white lion that rushes you, and leave immediately. Do not seek out additional lions.

l. Do not hoard/organise/stock/use rabbit themed toys or apparel. Do not touch any Rabbit paraphanalia that appear in the zoological gardens. If a guest attempt to buy a rabbit themed item, enquire and confirm the recipient is under the age of 18, otherwise do not complete the transaction.

J. If you spot a person wearing Rabbit paraphanalia enter the Elephant Enclosure, and are unable to stop them, immediately disperse any guests in the vicinity and cordon the entrance until you hear children screaming inside the exhibit.

k. Tinitus/ a tightness in the chest/ migrane/ redness of the eyes for a period within five minutes is normal, and is no cause for concern. If these symptoms persist for longer than ten minutes, stop your work, and head to the Lion Den as quickly, and by any route, possible.

l. Act in a friendly manner to the white lions. There is no need to be defensive around these creatures whilst there are only four of them. They have been hand reared from birth to be comfortable in human company.If you are unfortunate enough to be attacked by a white lion during their normal state, without immediately dying, disregard handbook rules f and g. There is no need to seek hospital attention, as you will not die. Instead, enter the Oceanarium, which you will find quickly. Do not be alarmed that you are now wearing black overalls.

>>No.63776112
吼的，我会时不时总结一些上来(*´∀`)
🇬🇧肥哥现在还在推理阶段中，目前他在坚定地怀疑海洋馆不是啥好东西2333也因此也坚定怀疑全文中存在不少恶意误导规则( ´ー`)

>>No.63789253

这一段🇬🇧肥哥高度怀疑是“它”写的，觉得怎么看怎么不对劲，并由此开始了怀疑论状态，已经进入看到啥都不敢信怀疑所有规则的危险状态，要是真让他进了动物园可谓是九死一生啊！ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
第四段🇬🇧肥哥想要自己手写一段，小肥还在等（）
The Third Guide.

Notice posted at the entrance to the Oceanarium.
 
If you are lucky enough to have found this notice, please keep it to yourself. Acknowledging this building’s existence is prohibited by the zoo. As I’m sure you have realised from the “Code of Conduct for Visitors”, the Zoological Gardens is unsafe, even sinister.

We are an undercover government agency with the goal of protecting innocent visitors, so please, make sure to follow these rules to protect yourself. This is the only course of action to safetly escape the park.

Enter the Oceanarium, which is unmanned, and change into one of the black uniforms. This is the only way to signal to our operatives that you have accepted extraction. As soon as you step outside, our staff will take note of your clothing. Do not worry about the park’s staff obstructing you. They will not interact with you.

DO NOT go to the Lion Den

DO NOT believe any of the Code of Conduct for Visitors. If you adhere to any action prescribed in it, detach the perforated section of the Park map, and take it to the Rabbit Garden. Feed the perforated section to the rabbits as covertly as possible, and stay there. When you hear laughter that cannot be identified as coming from one of the guests, that is your signal to leave the park. Proceed to Ape Avenue, where the safe exit is at the end of the street on the right hand side.

另外需要说明的是，翻译中可能存在错误或者理解出偏差的地方，而小肥每天忙着写作业不一定全能给🇬🇧肥哥找出来，所以欢迎大家找茬～|∀` )

>>No.63969585
没关系，他不要（）我们有着互相不剧透的好习惯(＾o＾)ﾉ

十分不好意思最近小肥一直在上课考试写作业，另外🇬🇧肥希望能手写一份“混乱的游客倒霉蛋笔记”，但英国肥哥这两天在忙万圣节布置（肥哥要给整个街区的孩子造童年美好噩梦），所以……小肥现计划先跳过第四段，这两天有空先更其他文字部分|∀ﾟ
既然大家应该都读过原版的内容，所以应该不会影响阅读体验（如果大家真的会读的话( ´∀`)），肥兄们同意咩～

The Fifth Guide.

Notice posted inside the Oceanarium.

Do not enter the Oceanarium when it is occupied.

If you have been greeted by a staff member when you entered, make your excuses and leave immediately after reading this notice.

If you have seen no staff members prior to reading this notice, please relax and stay. Food is free, and you may help yourself, but do not eat the ‘Goat meat’, and ignore any foods labelled as such if you find it on the shelves.

If you enter the Oceanarium before 16:00. You may stay for no more than 30 minutes.

If you enter the Oceanarium after 16:00. You may stay for no less than four hours.

The Oceanarium only houses marine life. If you see an elephant swimming in the Whale enclosure, do not raise an alarm or make a scene. It is merely a 3d projection for entertainment purposes. Treat it as normal, and pretend it is a Whale.

The Oceanarium can be used for overnight stays. To the left of the Jellyfish Tanks are temporary accommodation rooms for the use of the homeless, and travelling tourists. If you need to use them, please remember to turn off the jellyfish nightlight built into the room, before going to sleep.

Our staff members wear red uniforms, and only conduct daily cleaning and maintenance of the Oceanarium after 00:30am. If you meet someone in black overalls, claiming to be Oceanarium staff, feel free to converse with them, or allow them to show you around, but DO NOT give them your map or code of conduct book, and especially not the perforated, detachable portion.

Violate these guidelines at your own risk

The Oceanarium Exists, and is unaffiliated with any organisation

来了！|∀` )