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无标题 无名氏 2024-09-11(三)18:20:30 ID:wZXCx5X [举报] [订阅] [只看PO] No.63740290 [回应] 管理
英国肥肥翻译了动物园规则怪谈,不知可否发在这里呢?
原因是这位小肥的🇬🇧肥友觉得reddit上的翻译太机翻了暴殄天物,由于深深喜爱岛上珍贵特产(大雾)动物园怪谈,所以自己对着词典上手翻译了,🇬🇧肥表示很喜欢岛上的匿名机制,但对于无法让作者和老读者们看到这个跨过献礼而悲痛流泪,鉴于原po允许二创,遂小肥决定帮🇬🇧肥老哥把他的工作搬来岛上,供大家娱乐兼指正~
如有不妥,欢迎肥哥们指出!|∀` )
无标题 无名氏 2024-09-16(一)22:43:43 ID:E6ZhTOu [举报] No.63795607 管理
重温动物园怪谈还能学英语,好゚ ∀゚)ノ
无标题 无名氏 2024-09-18(三)00:32:12 ID:RtDRIQB [举报] No.63808324 管理
原串在哪里能看?有无指路
规则三 海洋馆门口张贴告示 无名氏 2024-09-20(五)18:11:48 ID:wZXCx5X (PO主) [举报] No.63834362 管理
这一段🇬🇧肥哥高度怀疑是“它”写的,觉得怎么看怎么不对劲,并由此开始了怀疑论状态,已经进入看到啥都不敢信怀疑所有规则的危险状态,要是真让他进了动物园可谓是九死一生啊!ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
第四段🇬🇧肥哥想要自己手写一段,小肥还在等()
The Third Guide.

Notice posted at the entrance to the Oceanarium.
 
If you are lucky enough to have found this notice, please keep it to yourself. Acknowledging this building’s existence is prohibited by the zoo. As I’m sure you have realised from the “Code of Conduct for Visitors”, the Zoological Gardens is unsafe, even sinister.

We are an undercover government agency with the goal of protecting innocent visitors, so please, make sure to follow these rules to protect yourself. This is the only course of action to safetly escape the park.

Enter the Oceanarium, which is unmanned, and change into one of the black uniforms. This is the only way to signal to our operatives that you have accepted extraction. As soon as you step outside, our staff will take note of your clothing. Do not worry about the park’s staff obstructing you. They will not interact with you.

DO NOT go to the Lion Den

DO NOT believe any of the Code of Conduct for Visitors. If you adhere to any action prescribed in it, detach the perforated section of the Park map, and take it to the Rabbit Garden. Feed the perforated section to the rabbits as covertly as possible, and stay there. When you hear laughter that cannot be identified as coming from one of the guests, that is your signal to leave the park. Proceed to Ape Avenue, where the safe exit is at the end of the street on the right hand side.
无标题 无名氏 2024-09-20(五)18:13:46 ID:wZXCx5X (PO主) [举报] No.63834379 管理
另外需要说明的是,翻译中可能存在错误或者理解出偏差的地方,而小肥每天忙着写作业不一定全能给🇬🇧肥哥找出来,所以欢迎大家找茬~|∀` )
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-04(五)02:13:19 ID:Dcjtif3 [举报] No.63969585 管理
>>No.63834379
老外要答案怎么办?动物园作者好像没给答案
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-04(五)17:57:33 ID:lvxH3a4 [举报] No.63974226 管理
| ω・´)
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-04(五)18:06:09 ID:mMX5EN5 [举报] No.63974295 管理
(`・ω・)
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-05(六)01:32:42 ID:S8sXn8p [举报] No.63978173 管理
| ω・´)插眼
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-05(六)01:58:32 ID:d8kqtlq [举报] No.63978309 管理
生肉啃不动(=゚ω゚)=
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-05(六)02:48:12 ID:I9RoZX3 [举报] No.63978482 管理
>>No.63969585
我记得原作者不是有一段不给答案的声明吗,直接发去就是了吧( ゚∀。)
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-06(日)09:58:35 ID:C5LjQSl [举报] No.63988204 管理
看不懂
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-22(二)15:51:53 ID:wZXCx5X (PO主) [举报] No.64155228 管理
>>No.63969585
没关系,他不要()我们有着互相不剧透的好习惯(^o^)ノ
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-22(二)15:55:30 ID:enEP8zn [举报] No.64155269 管理
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无标题 无名氏 2024-10-22(二)16:00:49 ID:wZXCx5X (PO主) [举报] No.64155319 管理
十分不好意思最近小肥一直在上课考试写作业,另外🇬🇧肥希望能手写一份“混乱的游客倒霉蛋笔记”,但英国肥哥这两天在忙万圣节布置(肥哥要给整个街区的孩子造童年美好噩梦),所以……小肥现计划先跳过第四段,这两天有空先更其他文字部分|∀゚
既然大家应该都读过原版的内容,所以应该不会影响阅读体验(如果大家真的会读的话( ´∀`)),肥兄们同意咩~
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-22(二)16:43:32 ID:wbtgexl [举报] No.64155794 管理
>>No.64155319
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规则五 海洋馆内部张贴告示 无名氏 2024-10-24(四)14:06:08 ID:wZXCx5X (PO主) [举报] No.64174953 管理
The Fifth Guide.

Notice posted inside the Oceanarium.

Do not enter the Oceanarium when it is occupied.

If you have been greeted by a staff member when you entered, make your excuses and leave immediately after reading this notice.

If you have seen no staff members prior to reading this notice, please relax and stay. Food is free, and you may help yourself, but do not eat the ‘Goat meat’, and ignore any foods labelled as such if you find it on the shelves.

If you enter the Oceanarium before 16:00. You may stay for no more than 30 minutes.

If you enter the Oceanarium after 16:00. You may stay for no less than four hours.

The Oceanarium only houses marine life. If you see an elephant swimming in the Whale enclosure, do not raise an alarm or make a scene. It is merely a 3d projection for entertainment purposes. Treat it as normal, and pretend it is a Whale.

The Oceanarium can be used for overnight stays. To the left of the Jellyfish Tanks are temporary accommodation rooms for the use of the homeless, and travelling tourists. If you need to use them, please remember to turn off the jellyfish nightlight built into the room, before going to sleep.

Our staff members wear red uniforms, and only conduct daily cleaning and maintenance of the Oceanarium after 00:30am. If you meet someone in black overalls, claiming to be Oceanarium staff, feel free to converse with them, or allow them to show you around, but DO NOT give them your map or code of conduct book, and especially not the perforated, detachable portion.

Violate these guidelines at your own risk

The Oceanarium Exists, and is unaffiliated with any organisation
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-24(四)14:06:31 ID:wZXCx5X (PO主) [举报] No.64174961 管理
来了!|∀` )
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-24(四)14:14:32 ID:G8p9JjB [举报] No.64175035 管理
jmjp
无标题 无名氏 2024-10-24(四)14:17:13 ID:txWOXwN [举报] No.64175068 管理
jmjp|∀゚

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